Chimpanzees Have Religion (?)

How do we define religion so that it can be applied to non-humans?  Hint: click the link and read the excruciatingly long article that I had to read.
Ha!
Well, actually, all you need to know are the problems with current definitions of religion, and then read the conclusion bit that gives you the new "prototypical trans-species definition".

Then, read this one, and take some time to reconsider pretty much your entire life.  Not really, just your worldview.